Release Date: 1993-11-17
Overview: A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
Rating: 5.076 / 10
Andrew Dice Clay
as Ed Molloy
Teri Hatcher
as Samantha Crain
Yuji Okumoto
as Wu
Deborah Van Valkenburgh
as Cammy Crain
Brion James
as Brown
Albert Pyun - Writer
Albert Pyun - Director
Anthony Riparetti - Music
Lauren A. Schaffer - Editor
Tom Karnowski - Producer
You know, not a bad movie. Andrew Dice Clay was alright though just a toned down version of his stand-up but he and Teri Hatcher had their moments. And while not all of the humor worked, enough did th...