I Was a Teenage Werebear

Any film with songs called "Purge the Urge" and "Love Bit Me on the Ass" has got to be worth a watch! Sean Paul Lockhart is an handsome young man, as yet unsettled with his sexuality, until he falls f... Any film with songs called "Purge the Urge" and "Love Bit Me on the Ass" has got to be worth a watch! Sean Paul Lockhart is an handsome young man, as yet unsettled with his sexuality, until he falls for the local bad boy "Talon" (Anton Troy - surely a made up name if ever I heard one) who wrestles with him, bites his butt and turns our scantily clad hero into a "werebear". This film is a parody of just about everything from "Grease" (1978) "Rocky Horror" (1975) with bits of Elvis and Roger Corman thrown in too - and this all happens in just half an hour! Lin Shaye has some fun as the mystic "Nurse Maleva" who tries to avert the corruption of SPL - but will she succeed? Who cares, it's dreadful - but he does bear a worrying resemblance to Michael J. Fox at the end and I rather liked it!